damn pounds

I have to do laundry so I set aside some pound coins on the shelf above my desk. The coins fell off the shelf and landed on my laptop which was sitting on the desk below. There is now a dent in my laptop. I am not happy. And I still have to do laundry.

reality tv

I thought it was an image exclusive to funny movies or well-scripted Friends' episodes but, alas, it has become my reality: the view from my flat window officially includes an old naked fat guy.